is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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