I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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