I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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