First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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