i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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