you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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Your cock deserves a montage
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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