Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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