how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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