The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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