According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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