so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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