At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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