I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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