Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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