the day after is always just damage control
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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