Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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