No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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