if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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