You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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