Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
worst night to have a conscience
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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