what if I'm pregnant?
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arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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