I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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