There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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