You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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