There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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