Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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