if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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