I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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