found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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