At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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