White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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