I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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