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I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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