Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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