Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The best revenge is premature balding
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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