can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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