she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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