Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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