a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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