i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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