I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I supernannyed him into submission
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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