Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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