so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize