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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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