i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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