he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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