WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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