saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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