I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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