He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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